{"id":46,"date":"2014-10-16T09:44:29","date_gmt":"2014-10-16T09:44:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fjkoloffon.com\/anotaciones\/uncategorized\/como-diablos\/"},"modified":"2025-05-09T20:36:52","modified_gmt":"2025-05-10T02:36:52","slug":"como-diablos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fjkoloffon.com\/anotaciones\/como-diablos\/","title":{"rendered":"C\u00f3mo diablos"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"addtoany_share_save_container addtoany_content_top\">\u00ab\u00bfC\u00f3mo diablos puede un ser humano disfrutar que un reloj de alarma lo despierte a las 5:30 a.m. para brincar de la cama, sentarse en el escusado, ba\u00f1arse y vestirse, comer a la fuerza, cepillarse los dientes, el cabello y encima luchar con el tr\u00e1fico para llegar a un lugar donde, esencialmente, hace monta\u00f1as de dinero para alguien m\u00e1s, y encima, si le preguntan, debe mostrarse agradecido por tener la oportunidad de hacer eso?\u201d.<\/div>\n<p>Charles Bukowski (Factotum).<\/p>\n<p 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